just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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