We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
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It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
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Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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