1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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