I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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