yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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