you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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