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(614): View more from Ohio

i dont know whats so great about being respectable.

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(925): View more from California

make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.

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(305): View more from Florida

he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.

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(314): View more from Missouri

What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house

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(818): View more from California

That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.

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(410): View more from Maryland

just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".

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(914): View more from New York

You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do

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so drinking tonight?

(252): View more from North Carolina

Be there in 15

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