What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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