She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
she peed on how many people?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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