Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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