i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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