what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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