I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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