hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
All the doctor said was why
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