I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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