he thought i was a dude.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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