nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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