office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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