I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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