I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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