she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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