Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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