sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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