windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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