so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
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is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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