this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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