Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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