whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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