I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I FOUND THE LEGS
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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