whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Semen is not good for contacts.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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