At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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