It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
she told me i tasted like america
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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