Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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