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(540): View more from Virginia

Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed

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(347): View more from New York

tell your sister to shave her snatch

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(219): View more from Indiana

where are my pants?

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you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm

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(616): View more from Michigan

I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.

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(702): View more from Nevada

It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.

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(516): View more from New York

Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.

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(636): View more from Missouri

Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.

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(954): View more from Florida

pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready

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(310): View more from California

I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder

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