just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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