oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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