Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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