I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
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I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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