I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
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i don't think females would like this.. I personally, love when it grows and grows... yumO
Yeah us girls wish you all could do that too
any sort of sporting event, concert, etc would be awkward. your penis would be constantly fluctuating between limp and raging boner.
You know, they make pills for that
Just slam it with the toilet seat a few times, same principle.
what if it just grows? and thats it. Grows AND grows is asking a lot
O my god i was talking to someone in the 970 area code about this like last month wow
i can do that. it's pretty cool
my thoughts exactly 2:15
8:16, that's just sadistic!!
i cannot tell you how much work a devils 3 way with 3 other guys in the room is. Clap on would just be SO convenient for all involved.
You'd have to space out any sort of ass slapping then. accidental clap off
Are you saying you have chlamydia?
i wish i could clap on clap off guys penises... penisi?
We got the clap!\n\n-Aldous Snow
aww, someone got wood at a bad time
Clap on penis is just generally a bad thing
Honestly, I wish I could clap-on clap-off my boyfriend's penis, sometimes it's just a major inconveniance(packed in a car with 6 other people, for instance). Generally I just google pictures of morbidly obese people on my phone, hand it to him, and it does the trick.
.....I can kind of see us getting into clapping wars if this were a reality, though.
There's an app for that.
I wish my bf could!!