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  • i don't think females would like this.. I personally, love when it grows and grows... yumO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:18pm
  • any sort of sporting event, concert, etc would be awkward. your penis would be constantly fluctuating between limp and raging boner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:15pm
  • Yeah us girls wish you all could do that too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:34pm
  • one word antibiotics

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:11pm
  • what if it just grows? and thats it. Grows AND grows is asking a lot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:19pm
  • You know, they make pills for that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:00pm
  • Just slam it with the toilet seat a few times, same principle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 8:16pm
  • O my god i was talking to someone in the 970 area code about this like last month wow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 2:47pm
  • i can do that. it's pretty cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:09pm
  • my thoughts exactly 2:15

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 2:48am
  • 8:16, that's just sadistic!! i cannot tell you how much work a devils 3 way with 3 other guys in the room is. Clap on would just be SO convenient for all involved.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:47pm
  • Are you saying you have chlamydia?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:59am
  • You'd have to space out any sort of ass slapping then. accidental clap off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:26pm
  • i wish i could clap on clap off guys penises... penisi?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:01pm
  • We got the clap!\n\n-Aldous Snow

    Submitted by b_wack on Mar 9, 11 at 12:07pm
  • aww, someone got wood at a bad time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 12:20pm
  • Clap on penis is just generally a bad thing

    Submitted by neighplay on Jun 17, 10 at 1:19am
  • @1:19 ahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 10 at 12:41pm
  • Honestly, I wish I could clap-on clap-off my boyfriend's penis, sometimes it's just a major inconveniance(packed in a car with 6 other people, for instance). Generally I just google pictures of morbidly obese people on my phone, hand it to him, and it does the trick. .....I can kind of see us getting into clapping wars if this were a reality, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:50pm
  • There's an app for that.

    Submitted by mrgrim on Apr 12, 10 at 8:39am
  • I wish my bf could!!

    Submitted by monicaluv on Dec 25, 10 at 11:27pm
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