tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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