And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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