Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
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I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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