Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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