Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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