I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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