i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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