i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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