you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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