I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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