you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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