my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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