I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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