Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Randomize