i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
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I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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