Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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