a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
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You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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