Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
3pm strippers are depressing
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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