margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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