I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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